Parental leave

What an incredible time! Becoming a parent is like a brutal, sleep deprived, advanced leadership course where you are constantly learning. The internet tells me these are the key skills we’re developing:

  • Time management (becomes second nature when you can pack a nappy bag, make a snack, and stop a meltdown in under three minutes).

  • Crisis management (workplace emergencies feel easy compared to a toddler’s public tantrum).

  • Negotiation (convincing a three-year-old to wear pants is harder than any client deal).

  • Public Speaking Under Pressure (coming up with bedtime stories on the spot is good preparation for delivering a last-minute presentation with confidence).

  • Adaptability (when a toddler suddenly decides their favourite meal is now disgusting, you learn to pivot quickly).

  • Resilience (a.k.a. Functioning on No Sleep) grows.

I have to say, I think I’ll look forward to going back to work for a rest.